Along with my own unique take on a few topics, I’d like to comment on a few of the current events that seem to be high- jacking the headlines in our world lately.
Do you think I could run for President of Iran if I changed my name to Mikmoud Lahmadinejad?
It’s being reported that the now grown – once beautiful baby girl of Sonny and Cher, Chasity, is considering a sex change operation and wants to be known as Chaz. (She is 40 years old and will not make a very good-looking man) What is he thinking?
Call me a conspiracy theorist if you must. But why is it that every time a plane crashes, it takes months or even years to figure out what might have happened and only five minutes to rule out terrorism?
Does TMZ stand for “The Mindless Zoo”?
Do you watch Nancy Grace on CNN? It’s a breaking news bombshell of a show! In San Juan Puerto Rico; police arrested a man for stealing 88 pairs of his neighbor’s panties from her clothesline. He must be innocent - Who owns 88 pairs of drawers?
I’m happy to see that the swine flu situation has calmed down a bit. It sure was hogging all the headlines!
Pittsburgh has won both the Super Bowl and the Stanley Cup this year. They could go for the trifecta if they had a baseball team!
Chinese drywall is being blamed for making people in the United States sick. I guess it’s an acquired taste! What’s the opposite of Sweet-n-Low? Sour-n-high! Who threw Billy under the bus when they named those wooden clubs that Police carry?
PETA is unhappy with President Obama for killing a fly with his hand during a recent interview. They should see what he does to fleas!
North Korea has reportedly threatened to launch a missile towards Hawaii. Kim Jong would be “IL” advised to try that! Sometimes I think his name should be Kim Bong IL!
Do you Tweet on Twitter or Twit on Tweeter? And did you know that Koobecaf is Facebook spelled backwards?
What do you suppose the name of Jon and Kate’s show would be if they had ten kids? I just saw a list of real and unusual names that people have named their cats. Snag L. Tooth and Eartha Kitty were two that stood out for me. I’m sure glad that my cats Philly, Pee-Wee and Spike Mcginty all have “normal” cat names!
